The last time my poor car got a wash was probably 3-4 months ago. Sorry to scare you about the whole bikini thing.
I’m wearing everything borrowed – C’s denim shirt and my sister’s pleated skorts. She had a spaz when she found out I borrowed them. Her; “What’s your problem? Why do you always take my clothes? If you ever take something again without asking me I’ll chuck your clothes in the bin!” Yep, all noted down..on here.